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Guest • 503 days ago # 26 December 2024 + 0 -

Lolcow is my morning newspaper. How could the world do this to me as soon as I wake up!?!?!?

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Guest • 503 days ago # 26 December 2024 + 0 -

Cries

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Guest • 531 days ago # 28 November 2024 + 0 -

we are so back !!!! happy thanksgiving nonnies ♡

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Guest • 532 days ago # 28 November 2024 + 0 -
i need milk..

>be me
>have a long shitty day
>open up lolcow for milk
>site not working, the farm has fallen

i hope jannies fix it soon and it doesnt end up like the previous outage

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Guest • 532 days ago # 28 November 2024 + 0 -

not again PLEASE NOT TODDAYYY
i need my milk

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Guest • 532 days ago # + 5 -

crystal cafe is down too so we can’t even bunker there and i am NOT resorting to kiwi farms or 4chan

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Guest • 532 days ago # + 1 -

Every time I lurk super old Shayna threads it goes down kek, when it went down a couple months back I was doing the exact same thing

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Guest • 532 days ago # + 0 -

infight thread made the entire site shutdown

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Guest • 532 days ago # + 0 -

Down for me too. I only just looked at it for the first time today since it last went down a couple months ago. Must have jinxed it pff

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Guest • 605 days ago # + 2 -

its down again

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Guest • 609 days ago # + 3 -

I'M SO HAPPY WE GOT LOLCOW BACK!! ♡♡

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Guest • 609 days ago # + 3 -

the site is back

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Guest • 610 days ago # + 3 -

How sad is it that I’m still holding out

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Guest • 610 days ago # + 3 -

I've lost hope, the site is not coming back, its not coming back

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Guest • 610 days ago # + 4 -

Anyone else losing hope?

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Guest • 610 days ago # + 2 -

had to run to the store to get my milk fix but it’s just not the same as farm milk…. :(

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Guest • 610 days ago # + 4 -

the site is still down, oh well.

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Guest • 610 days ago # + 3 -

status.lolcow.farm

Keep checking for updates

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Guest • 610 days ago # + 2 -

I want to cry
NOBODY KNOWS

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Guest • 610 days ago # + 6 -

I'm surprised how many reports there are from Bulgaria.

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Guest • 610 days ago # + 3 -
no milk today or any other day

I can't get that song that starts with the lyric 'no milk today' by Herman's Hermits out of my head - no milk today, the farm has gone away, i'm standing here forlorn, on the vacant lawn

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Guest • 611 days ago # + 6 -

I was so desperate that I went on tumblr

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Guest • 611 days ago # + 11 -

Is lolcow coming back? I'm really worried right now... </3

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Guest • 611 days ago # + 5 -

Status.lolcow.farm has been updated again, hopefully for the last time. New timeframe to finish is late tomorrow, the 10th.

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Guest • 611 days ago # + 11 -
An ode to my nonnitas

Nonna sits by the window, gazing afar,
Where the fields once whispered under skies of stars.
Her hands, now still, once cradled the land,
With friends by her side, and milk in her hand.

The cows would graze, soft and slow,
Their eyes like calm rivers, their mooing low.
Nonna and her ladies, with laughter so bright,
Would sip on the milk, pure, warm, and white.

They’d watch the sun set in a golden hue,
And talk of the past and dreams they once knew.
The farm was their world, so simple and sweet,
Where the earth kissed their footsteps and grass touched their feet.

Now the barn is quiet, the cows still roam,
But Nonna’s heart aches for her friends and their home.
The milk still tastes of that summer’s glow,
But the laughter of her ladies, she misses so.

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Guest • 611 days ago # + 8 -

so which site are we migrating to?
haven't had the site all of September so far..

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Guest • 611 days ago # + 6 -
Down forever like kiwifarm?

Did the same happen to lolcow like to kiwifarm? It reminds me to this because it was also taken down by cloudfare and it is more than strange that it still is down although they said it is going to be be back after the 5th...after the weekend... can we still trust lolcow will be back or down freier?

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Guest • 611 days ago # + 1 -
Freezer

I also think the "doco" will never happen. If anything the it would be a Youtube Video in the quality like the short video with the swedish people partying. There will be excuses again like in the past scams. Or maybe she's going to disappear for a while. How blind are her supporters.

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Guest • 611 days ago # + 2 -
cracking that whip

The farm is in the void, the cows have all escaped. But I am on my horse with my lasso ready to round 'em all up and drive the lolcattle herd back in to their paddocks. yeeehaaawww

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Guest • 611 days ago # + 27 -

The site better be a marvel of web design when it's back on.

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Guest • 612 days ago # + 5 -

“don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone” -joni mitchell

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Guest • 612 days ago # + 5 -

We have to save the farm!

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Guest • 612 days ago # + 8 -

They said it would be fixed over the weekend, sunday is nearly over and no signs of lolcow coming back... I just miss /ot/ and /g/ so bad

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Guest • 612 days ago # + 3 -

this site better be back by tommorow istg

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Guest • 612 days ago # + 2 -
Freezer

@anon: Do you think the Freezer supporters and defenders attacked the lolcow farm? Like the always defend their kweeeen when someone exposes her scams and scandals

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Guest • 612 days ago # + 4 -

I blame freezer and her grifting for lolcow being down.

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Guest • 612 days ago # + 8 -

Me not realizing how many times a day I check the threads.. till now. This is the worst

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Guest • 612 days ago # + 12 -
update

new update from status.lolcow.farm

Posting is down - Site maintenance is almost over, we expect it to finish over the weekend. Unfortunately the issues were worse than we had expected, but we are close to resolving them.

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Guest • 612 days ago # + 3 -

Stay strong Nona's

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Guest • 613 days ago # + 13 -
milk… i need… milk……..

im waking up in the night with cold sweats from lack of milk so i open up lolcow just to see it is still down,,, the milk withdrawal is real and scary

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Guest • 613 days ago # + 4 -

I bet the gremlin aka Lillee Jean is happy about it, well don't be because its not over!

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Guest • 613 days ago # + 14 -
we have been forsaken

LMAO I have been looking for information on what happened to the farm for DAYS, and just now I found all you nonnas gathered in the comments here. Super funny, love it.

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Guest • 614 days ago # + 4 -

Still down???

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Guest • 614 days ago # + 17 -
status.lolcow.farm

Maintenance is now extended again to finish "over the weekend". Issues "were worse than expected". Hopefully when the site comes back online we will get an explanation as to what those were.

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Guest • 614 days ago # + 2 -

Need milk please

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Guest • 614 days ago # + 7 -

ok guys...
someone make a new site
its been like a week at this point

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Guest • 614 days ago # + 4 -

It is coming back? If not we will rebuild!

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Guest • 614 days ago # + 4 -

low key the atmosphere in this comment section, but i want my miiiiilk

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Guest • 614 days ago # + 4 -
Calcium and vit D deficiency

I can't believe it's still down. I was on holiday and couldn't wait to chill reading my favorite threads when I got back.
I miss /ot/ and the husbando nonnies,I will go buy some milk and drink it while I weep.

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Guest • 614 days ago # + 17 -

Every morning I put on my cowgirl boots and overalls and go to the farm, only to realise thanos snapped it away.

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Guest • 615 days ago # + 2 -

We need our milk so bad!!!

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Guest • 615 days ago # + 15 -

its sep 5th and its still down…nonas….what if we never get the farm back

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Guest • 615 days ago # + -1 -

why my post got removed

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Guest • 615 days ago # + 1 -

@calcium nona hang in there

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Guest • 615 days ago # + 1 -

the site should be back up by sep 7! hang in there nonnies!

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Guest • 615 days ago # + 2 -
losing hope

yikes. someone on here gave a long explanation saying it'd be back by the third. fifth and no sign of improvement. losing hope that the site will come back;(

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Guest • 615 days ago # + 6 -

Here it is 5th September now and the side still doesn't work *cry*
Hopefully it changes today nevertheless

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Guest • 616 days ago # + 3 -
milk

after nearly a week off the farm i’ve developed an intolerance to milk
at least thats what i have to keep telling myself in order to not rope

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Guest • 616 days ago # + -2 -
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Guest • 616 days ago # + 1 -

@anon - thank you! Hope it works again then...

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Guest • 616 days ago # + 9 -

if this gets any worse im going to start posting milk here

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Guest • 617 days ago # + 6 -

cows are so backed up with milk

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Guest • 617 days ago # + 1 -

@Elsie- where did you get the information about downtime of lolcow till 5th September?

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Guest • 617 days ago # + 6 -

amy slaton got arrested and i was excited to read about it but alas lolcow is still down :(

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Guest • 617 days ago # + 3 -

It sucks that someone saged lolcow :-(

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Guest • 617 days ago # + 4 -

I really miss lolcow, I hope they can fix it... </3

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Guest • 617 days ago # + 0 -

Who voted against altcow gossip?

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Guest • 617 days ago # + 4 -

It's shitty that it still doesn't work although it was written that it should function again on 3rd September

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Guest • 617 days ago # + 7 -

There's been another status update; downtime will be extended until the 5th. I wish we knew why.

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Guest • 618 days ago # + -4 -
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Guest • 618 days ago # + 1 -

they are fixing it for tuesday apparently

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Guest • 619 days ago # + 5 -

Wtf is wrong with the site it has down for days now

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Guest • 619 days ago # + 1 -

The cows have to be milked by the farmers. The milk is needed! There is a lack of feed! please fix the side problems quickly

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Guest • 619 days ago # + 8 -

i've only been lurking for awhile now (mostly for pixie milk and the small web thread) but i miss seeing all of the other nonas so much... i'm so happy to see some of you at least. everyone stay strong!

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Guest • 620 days ago # + 2 -

I miss the website, please fix it! ♡

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Guest • 620 days ago # + 0 -

hang in there nonas </3

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Guest • 620 days ago # + 7 -

to go off of the previous anon's post:
"Posting is down - Site maintenance is still ongoing, we estimate it will be finished on Tuesday 3rd September. We are really sorry for the downtime, but a serious and unexpected issue has arisen and it will take time to resolve."
" Browsing is down - Site maintenance is still ongoing, we estimate it will be finished on Tuesday 3rd September. We are really sorry for the downtime, but a serious and unexpected issue has arisen and it will take time to resolve."
having a timeframe makes me feel a bit better i guess. hang in there everyone

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Guest • 620 days ago # + 15 -

Check status.lolcow.farm. Posting should be back up by Tuesday (but hopefully before). Not staff btw, just here to help.

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Guest • 620 days ago # + 33 -

If admin is around please let us know what is happening exactly??

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Guest • 620 days ago # + 5 -
Probably taken down by CF

I'm fairly certain now that Clouflare has simply removed them as a client, much like kiwifarm. Which is fair enough. That website is/was a cesspool. Funny in parts, yes, but a cesspool.

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Guest • 620 days ago # + 4 -

Glad to know it's not just me...stay strong anons

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Guest • 620 days ago # + 1 -

i need my daily serving of milk

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Guest • 620 days ago # + 3 -

stay strong nonas

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Guest • 620 days ago # + 4 -

What's wrong with the site? Does anyone know? Is there a mirror link?

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Guest • 620 days ago # + 4 -

I keep checking and it’s still down smh I need my daily dose pls fix soon ty

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Guest • 620 days ago # + 6 -

24 hours no milk I'm already tweaking

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Guest • 620 days ago # + 1 -

im calcium deficient please i need my milk

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Guest • 621 days ago # + 3 -

dang i kinda miss amanda bret. wonder what she's been up to... haven't checked in like a year

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Guest • 621 days ago # + 7 -

nonas life is so hard without you i miss you so much let this get fixed quickly

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Guest • 621 days ago # + 1 -

The site is down for some reason

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Guest • 621 days ago # + 6 -

What's happened to Lolcow? Down for maintenance or something up with the cloudfare? I miss my milk kek

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Guest • 621 days ago # + 2 -

come on lc, I need to know lc's opinion on which media I should consume

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Guest • 622 days ago # + 4 -

Something is happening with their cloudfare

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Guest • 622 days ago # + 10 -

oh no not again

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Guest • 1233 days ago # + 5 -

i'm sad. i want my milk dammit! :( it's been down for over a week for me and there's no way to figure out what happened!

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Guest • 1233 days ago # + 5 -

Lolcow is down since at least 9 days, and they have the audacity to not even give an official statement what happened

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Guest • 1237 days ago # + 12 -

Wtf LC,it's been 5 days, fix it already!

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